Despite being 12 years apart, my sister and I have decided to do a few things together recently. First off, we're gonna be Brand and Chunk for Halloween, and secondly, she's naming her kid Brock and I'm naming mine Ash. She also wants to name one of her kids Obadiah Juan so she can call him Obi Juan. She's so fucking stupid sometimes.

I had a good weekend, Stella Artois is a good beer, I was smarter when I was 4 than I am now, annnd I made a joke last night and only my 90 year old grandmother laughed at it.

Dammit cat. I am your caretaker now so when I feel the need to grab you and rub my face against your fur, you better damn well comply!

In other news, my mom walked into my room today with my old, beloved watch that I thought was lost and gone forever. Apparently she had taken it to get its battery replaced and was returning it to me. I had originally stopped wearing it because the band was leather and started to smell really funky after a while. BUT since I lost track of it I've been keeping the band in a small lock box which is, incidentally, also where I keep my weed. So, now the band smells like pot but I'm wearing it anyway because I'd rather have my wrist smell like drugs than hickory smoked horse buttholes.

ETA: Meygan, I miss baked_tonou

WHY WILL VERIFIED BY VISA NOT ACCEPT MY INFORMATION WHENEVER I TRY TO PAY SHIT ONLINE!?! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK AND YELL AT THE PEOPLE.

I was changing my bandages this morning and the wound has been bleeding since I fucking got it so the gauze always gets stuck. My mom was about to leave for work and wanted to see how it was healing. I'm sitting there trying to get the gauze off gently and she goes, "Just let me see it." So I give her my hand and RRIIIIIP. I'm pretty sure she just opened it up again. ;_;

The dog bit me and I bled all over* my mom's floor. I should probably be panicking about a rabies shot or something but I can't stop laughing.




*A few drops here and there. The tissue caught most of it.

Ok, I've really been slackin' on my dream updates so I'm editing this...lol.
( ANYWAY... )

So I finally got sick of Cleverbot and decided to try Omegle. So far the longest conversations I've had have involved acting out gay people being attacked by riot police and arguing with someone over how much it costs to screw my mom. Time well spent? I think so.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
doc_gracebudd goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Darth Vader.
feverish_love gives you 14 softly glowing apple-flavoured gummy bats.
katowse tricks you! You get a rock.
laenavesse gives you 9 softly glowing vanilla-flavoured gummy bats.
lowtide gives you 5 blue root beer-flavoured gummy worms.
neon_moment gives you 8 teal lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
purple_crayon tricks you! You lose 35 pieces of candy!
rapidfix gives you 15 light green banana-flavoured jawbreakers.
sally18 gives you 7 white grape-flavoured nuggets.
untangles tricks you! You lose 22 pieces of candy!
veiravx gives you 4 brown raspberry-flavoured wafers.
doc_gracebudd ends up with 5 pieces of candy, and a rock.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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lmao. worst. halloween. ever.

I have to get used to seeing random movement in reflections and shit and not freaking out because it's a cat and not some insane serial killer hiding behind my drumset waiting to chop me up.

It's so fucking cold. If sleeping in your own room is the equivalent of sleeping outside there is a problem. It's so cold I'm more of an insomniac than usual. That's how bad it is.

/stays up until the wee hours of the morning turning into a popsicle

ETA: It's making my headache worse too.

I burned the bacon. Normally, I'd just give the awful pieces to the dog and get a few more and hopefully cook them so they were edible but it was THE LAST OF THE BACON.

/sobs

So we have this coffee can outside that my brother and I use to throw all our cigarette butts in when we're done. You know to keep the patio nice and clean. Anyway, I smoked my last cigarette like, an hour ago and tossed it in there. My brother comes and asks for a cigarette and I say I don't have any so he goes to the can to look for a butt to smoke and the whole thing is engulfed in smoke. It looked like someone started a fucking signal fire in it. It's a good thing he noticed or someone would've called the fire department on our asses.

God I suck.

The dream I had last night was nice and boring. It was a nice change.

( Still didn't make any sense though. )

I honestly don't remember enough of my dream to make a coherent entry for it. However, I do remember that it had something to do with cheat codes for P4 and me developing a shooting game involving characters from my favorite fandoms. For example, you could play campaign mode and be Lockon sniping as a member of SWAT or play versus and have a gunfight across city rooftops with Gilbert Nightray and Haine Rammsteiner. It was pretty damn awesome.

In other news, I am becoming seriously lactose intolerant. I used to only get sick when I drank too much milk or drank the wrong kind. Nowadays I get sick if I so much as touch any dairy, and it is seriously depressing me. I blame my mom. She has all the sick genes.

ETA: And now my computer is making a hell of a lot of noises. It's running fine but jesus christ is it loud.

Ok, I have decided that I'm going to start making entries for my dreams so that I remember them, because I've been having A LOT lately and they just keep getting more and more ridiculous. I could just do this in a paper journal since it's more private and stuff but that honestly seems like more work to me. >> Besides some of these things are comedy gold and I'd probably tell a few of you anyway. SO, Today's Guest Stars aaarrreeee Winger and Sapph.

( Disclaimer: Winger doesn't do drugs. Nor does she wear suits...I think. Sapph also doesn't push people out of moving cars. Probably. )

AND NOW YOU'RE EATING ICE CREAM STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON AT 10AM. DEAR GOD MAN DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU?? DO YOU!?